Jokes

Joking around!!! 1. Teacher: Suzy can you spell "wrong" for me? Suzy: R-o-n-g Teacher: That is wrong Suzy: That is what you wanted, wasn't it 2. Teacher: Why are you eating your spelling test? Maria: You said it was a piece of cake 3. Knock,Knock Who's there? Is a door Is a door who? Is adoor unlocked i want to go in? 4. Dad: Son did you go on the web? Son : Never what if the spider comes! 5. What is the speed limit in Egypt? 55 niles per hour 6. What do people in France eat the most? French Fries 7. Why do tukeys like Tukia? They were named after it!