Sunday, February 17, 2008

Brush your teeth

Brush your teeth by:Doha Nassar Once there was a boy who never brushed his teeth his name was Christopher. One day at school he was learning about how to take care of your teeth. His teacher Bob asked them if they brush there teeth, and how many times a day.Thew first thperson who was asked was Amy,then was John, then was Henry,then Makanzi, then it was Christopher's turn. The responses of the kids were......Amy: yes,2 timesJohn: yes,2 timesHenry: yes,2 timesMakanzi: yes,2 timesChristopher: no, 0 timesEvery body was surprised,"Cristopher dosn't brush his teeth" they yelledAmy yelled" how many cavities do you have""I have, well 19 cavities"he answered" Aaahhh"the class screamed"Settle down class lets geton with the lesson." yelled there teacher Bob. On monday Christopher was not at school."Where is Christopher" asked Amy"Ihave bad news kids christopher is in the hospital because he didn't brush his teeth and now has 8 more cavities, his dentist couldn't do anything that he has to have surgery in his mouth."" Poor him"cried John" Will he be able to talk" Asked Henry" I feel bad for him" said Amy" Can we make him a get well card" cried Makanzi" Yes class we can make a card" said there teacher" yey" the children yelledAfter Christopher had his surgery he went back to school and always brushed his teeth.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Jokes

Joking around!!! 1. Teacher: Suzy can you spell "wrong" for me? Suzy: R-o-n-g Teacher: That is wrong Suzy: That is what you wanted, wasn't it 2. Teacher: Why are you eating your spelling test? Maria: You said it was a piece of cake 3. Knock,Knock Who's there? Is a door Is a door who? Is adoor unlocked i want to go in? 4. Dad: Son did you go on the web? Son : Never what if the spider comes! 5. What is the speed limit in Egypt? 55 niles per hour 6. What do people in France eat the most? French Fries 7. Why do tukeys like Tukia? They were named after it!